[21:53:16]PatriotClock: dwarf
[21:53:22]PatriotClock: You could have whatever you like
[21:54:02]PatriotClock: late night sex
[21:54:05]PatriotClock: so wet and so tight
[21:54:10]@DWARFINATOR: what
[21:54:22]PatriotClock: im singing to you |
<Cymbaline> born in nwe jersey
<+PatriotClock> cymbaline
<+PatriotClock> born in jersey
<+PatriotClock> thatd explain it
<Cymbaline> ewahts that suposed to mean
<~DWARFINATOR> that you are a liar
<&Oracle> ye
<Cymbaline> why liar
<+PatriotClock> it means jersey is the biggest shithole I have ever had the displeasure of stepping foot in
<&Oracle> you a liar
<+PatriotClock> and if youre from there
<@peyote> you've never been to detroit pat?
<+PatriotClock> you must suck
<+PatriotClock> n
<Cymbaline> hey dawfre
<Cymbaline> i job
<@CadillacClock> brb got to go take a new jersey |
[05:17:06]@Clam: splatter remember when you were at the insane asylum
[05:17:13]splatter: i am european afterall
[05:17:16]splatter: oh ok clam
[05:17:17]@DWARFINATOR: so am i
[05:17:18]splatter: i do too
[05:17:25]splatter: europe is the shit
[05:17:26]@Clam: because you're fucking insane
[05:17:28]splatter: just too expensive
[05:17:31]@Clam: you are mentally unstable
[05:17:46]splatter: buy a glass of water and there goes someones college fund
[05:17:54]@Clam: ye
[05:17:56]splatter: america is a shithole that i hate but at least its cheap
[05:17:59]@Clam: my $1 college fun
[05:18:06]@DWARFINATOR: lmao
[05:18:08]@Clam: im going to hobo college |
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* ChanServ sets mode: +ao RabidClock RabidClock
HitchhikerClock: hi rabid
AvocadoClock: HAI
HitchhikerClock: come here sexy
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@DWARFINATOR: lmao |
<peyote> i just gave you to torrents with 2000+ seeders each
they'll download in like 5 minutes
<Marlin> it keeps downloading really small files
that dont work
<Clam> ahhaha
"help i try downlaoding torrent but it download really small file it dont work"
<peyote> ahahaha |
[02:55:34]DoctorBarber: don't worry you'll get used to the emotionally crushing indifference
[02:55:49]Nihilism: Sounds like my childhood.
[02:56:03]@DWARFINATOR: sounds like your dog
[02:56:12]@DWARFINATOR: and your mom
[02:56:16]@DWARFINATOR: when i fucked her with a cinderblock
[02:56:17]DoctorBarber: oh shit
[02:56:34]@Clam: i fucked her with a rusty jackhammer
[02:57:17]DoctorBarber: sounds painful
[02:57:25]@DWARFINATOR: i fucked her with a nailgun
[02:58:21]Nihilism: Spray mace into her open vag, I heard wimmin like that.
[02:58:47]@Clam: i fucked her with a black hole
[02:59:48]DoctorBarber: clam breaks the laws of physics when he fucks other people's mothers
[02:59:53]Nihilism: How does that work?
[03:00:02]@Clam: shes that wide
[03:00:18]Nihilism: No, I mean a black whole pulls
[03:00:24]@Clam: but shes so fat
[03:00:25]Nihilism: Rather than pushes
[03:00:29]@Clam: her gravity overcomes the black hole
[03:00:36]@Clam: so the black hole pushes towards her
[03:00:39]@DWARFINATOR: i fucked her with antimatter
[03:00:40]Nihilism: Oh
[03:00:42]Nihilism: Damn
[03:00:45]Nihilism: lol antimatter
[03:00:46]@DWARFINATOR: not only that
[03:00:52]@DWARFINATOR: i fucked her in quantum superposition
[03:01:04]DoctorBarber: D:
[03:01:05]@Clam: maybe in the vag maybe in the butt?
[03:01:24]@DWARFINATOR: i also shoved schrodingers cat up her asshole
[03:01:37]DoctorBarber: lol
[03:01:40]@Clam: i fcuked her with a higgs boson
[03:02:06]@DWARFINATOR: yeah this is definately going into the quote db
[03:02:21]@Clam: wait
[03:02:22]@Clam: one more
[03:02:38]@Clam: i took her to cern and particle accelerated my dick into her mouth |
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[23:29:39] +PatriotClock: im a homosexual for dick |
@DWARFINATOR: my shit is like strawberries on toast
@DWARFINATOR: delicious
@SarezJay: razzie grand slam
+PatriotClock: for some reason i read that as my shit is great on strawberries and toast
+PatriotClock: delicious
+PatriotClock: i thought you were fucked up and scat fetisher but then it turned out i was being dumb
@DWARFINATOR: I AM PATRIOTCLOCK
@DWARFINATOR: ANALOGIES GO ABOVE MY HEAD
@DWARFINATOR: WHOOSHHH THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE I COMPLETELY MISSED
+PatriotClock: i understand it i just misread it
+PatriotClock: jerk |
<~Clam> sootle.com is worth 1 mill
<~Clam> yea right
<~Clam> no one even knows what sootle is
<hitchhiker> what is that
<~Clam> the website that we're getting these numebrs from |
<Clam> "so michael phelps you just won your 8th gold medal making you the most successful olympian ever what are you gonna do next?"
<Clam> "fail the drug t...go to disney world" |
<Hitchhiker> ITS A GUEST
<Guest25116> Shut your damn mouth
<Hitchhiker> OKAY
* Guest25116 is now known as DJxDivinorum
<DJxDivinorum> Better
<DJxDivinorum> :3
<Hitchhiker> GASP
<DJxDivinorum> I wanted to switch to IRC real quick
<DJxDivinorum> err
<DJxDivinorum> mIRC
<Hitchhiker> I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING
<DJxDivinorum> Exactly
<DJxDivinorum> Because you Fail
<Hitchhiker> FUCK YOUASDFASDFASDF
<DJxDivinorum> C-C-C-Combo breaker!
<Hitchhiker> f-f-f-fuck you
<DJxDivinorum> YOU STUPID EMO FAGGUT DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND PWN YOU IN HALO
<DJxDivinorum> BCUZ I'LL FUCKING GET HEADSHOTS ON YOU DAILY
<DJxDivinorum> Oh wow that is lame
<Hitchhiker> I h-h-h-headshotted your mom last night
<DJxDivinorum> It's like you don't expect something that stupid to be that lame as well
<DJxDivinorum> but it is
<DJxDivinorum> And Hitchhiker
<DJxDivinorum> Does your mommy tell you you're special?
<DJxDivinorum> Because I think you're special
* DJxDivinorum leans closer
* Hitchhiker puts dick in mouth
<DJxDivinorum> epic win |
[22:55] <DJxDivinorum> Why is everyone looking at me?
[22:55] <DJxDivinorum> STOP LOOKING AT ME!
[22:55] <DJxDivinorum> GODDAMN YOU ALL I AM SCHIZOPHRENIC
[22:55] <DJxDivinorum> I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ATTENTION
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[22:55] * DJxDivinorum cuts
[22:56] * Hitchhiker wut
[22:56] <DJxDivinorum> exactly |
[02:18] <@BinaryClock> oh guys I can teach you how to do the clockfaces with borders
[02:19] <Insomnia> really?
[02:19] > binaryclock
[02:19] <@BinaryClock> strange had a tutorial on clocktopia but he stopped paying for hosting but I remeber how to do
[02:19] <Insomnia> let me show you how interested i am
[02:19] <@BinaryClock> it
[02:19] * Insomnia (~b@CC-2E526D3D.sb.sd.cox.net) Quit (Quit: ) |
[09:08] <THOR> who is I am Erebus, god of faggotry. I like having gay sex with the god of faggotry, sarezjay. Also, Albino
[09:08] <Erebus> I am Erebus, god of faggotry. I like having gay sex with the god of faggotry, sarezjay. Also, Albino once had a total of 2 dicks, a banana, and a zucchini shoved up his gaping asshole
[09:08] <SarezJay> lmao
[09:09] <SarezJay> well
[09:09] <hitchhiker> ahahah
[09:09] <SarezJay> that's one way to get him to say stuff
[09:09] <BunnyClock> hahaha
[09:09] <THOR> who is As Erebus, the god of gay sex with men, the person I spend the most time with is sarezjay. Also, thor clock
[09:09] <Erebus> As Erebus, the god of gay sex with men, the person I spend the most time with is sarezjay. Also, thor clock likes to lather himself in bacon grease while masturbating to little boys.
[09:09] <hitchhiker> ahahahahahahahahahah
[09:09] <SarezJay> interesting
[09:09] <SarezJay> thor perhaps i could have your number
[09:10] <THOR> it's 8
[09:10] <BunnyClock> who is I am Sarezjay, I'd love to have THOR's number so I could call him and maybe
[09:10] <Erebus> I am Sarezjay, I'd love to have THOR's number so I could call him and maybe once had a total of 2 dicks, a banana, and a zucchini shoved up his gaping asshole
[09:10] <BunnyClock> darn
[09:10] <SarezJay> lol
[09:11] <BunnyClock> I am Sarezjay, I'd love to have THOR's number so I could call him and I
[09:11] <THOR> who is Some people think that it's wrong for me to hand gay sex with my father, Sarezjay. I say "keep it in the family". Oh, and before I forget Sarezjay
[09:11] <SarezJay> you forgot the who is
[09:11] <Erebus> Some people think that it's wrong for me to hand gay sex with your father, Sarezjay. I say "keep it in the family". Oh, and before I forget Sarezjay once had a total of 2 dicks, a banana, and a zucchini shoved up his gaping asshole |
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[03:49] <MarlinClock> go talk about semen with your gay buddies |
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[16:24:44]maltese: YES
[16:24:46]maltese: FUCK YEAH!
[16:24:53]maltese: I JUST GOT A JOB!
[16:24:55]maltese: FUCK YEAH
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[16:25:17]@DWARFINATOR: lmao |
[10:21:01]+MarlinClock: quote
[10:21:04]+MarlinClock: !quote
[10:21:06]+MarlinClock: how does it work
[10:21:10]@sarezjay: ahahahahahahahhaha
[10:21:17]@sarezjay: dwarf
[10:21:22]@sarezjay: i should have the erebus bot
[10:21:22]+MarlinClock: fuck you sarez
[10:21:24]@sarezjay: recall random quotes
[10:21:26]@sarezjay: in IRC
[10:21:30]+MarlinClock: but yeah
[10:21:41]+MarlinClock: oracle, quote
[10:21:41] <&Oracle> 5 the Oracle says to MarlinClock: you gave your mother a blowjob in the bushes, behind the mcdonalds
[10:21:43]@sarezjay: add that to quotes too
[10:21:54]+MarlinClock: oracle, give me a quote
[10:21:54] <&Oracle> 5 the Oracle says to MarlinClock: I'll give you a thunderbolt in the face |
[10:17:22]+MarlinClock: you didnt see that one thread?
[10:17:26]@DWARFINATOR: oh right
[10:17:27]@DWARFINATOR: that one
[10:17:27]+MarlinClock: do you ever go to .cc anymore?
[10:17:28]@DWARFINATOR: that thread
[10:17:31]@DWARFINATOR: the one with the words
[10:17:34]+MarlinClock: fuck you |
[10:08:38]+MarlinClock: get tri on
[10:08:42]+MarlinClock: is he afk or done for the night
[10:10:27]@DWARFINATOR: he died last night
[10:10:30]@DWARFINATOR: in someones arms
[10:10:35]@DWARFINATOR: it must have been something that person said
[10:11:08]+MarlinClock: knowing him it could have been anything
[10:11:33]+MarlinClock: he seems to deem anything he or his puppet patriot do not say as retarded
[10:11:36]@DWARFINATOR: im marlin i dont get song references
[10:11:45]+MarlinClock: songs?
[10:11:48]+MarlinClock: is it from america
[10:11:49]@DWARFINATOR: lmao
[10:11:52]@DWARFINATOR: LMAO
[10:11:53]+MarlinClock: ive never heard of it
[10:12:04]+MarlinClock: what |
[23:35:53] PatriotClock: the ones sarz added yesterday are terrible
[23:35:55] PatriotClock: with his bots
[23:36:02] PatriotClock: those arent even remotely funny
[23:36:07] ~Clam: hey
[23:36:13] ~Clam: *writes up some stuff*
[23:36:21] ~Clam: *adds it to quote db* |
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[23:33:54] PatriotClock: i wanna see his porno movie |
[11:36] > who is jeffbot3000
[11:36] <JeffBot3000> JeffBot3000 is straight up gangsta yo
[11:36] <@Erebus> Jeffbot3000 is the single most worthless and retarded entity to be put on planet Earth. Originally created by Matthew Holt of the YB Team, was manipulated and bribed with gay sex by PatriotClock so he could get his hands on the bot and use it for his own gay sexual pleasures. PatriotClock plans to replicate the bot across the planet and turn everyone into a homosexual so he can finally fit in and be a part of the cool crowd.
[11:36] <@Erebus> If only JeffBot300 was used for good ;(. |
<~DWARFINATOR> milady is a man
<@sarezjay> shes still good thoughj |
<BabyBear> raise ur dick now
<DWARFINATOR> raise it in the air
<PatriotClock> like ya just don't care
<BabyBear> hahaha
<BabyBear> wow...
*PatriotClock high fives DWARFINATOR
*DWARFINATOR high fives PatriotClock |
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<PatriotClock> some dude just texted me his penis |
[07:08:26]PatriotClock: also storm is fucking whiny shes crying just because she got trapped in a giant robot
[07:08:26] <&Oracle> 5 PatriotClock I must inform you that disrespecting the bots is not allowed, and you will be punished for it.
[07:08:27] * PatriotClock was kicked by Oracle (disrespecting the bots) (183)
[07:08:27] <&Oracle> Oracle threw PatriotClock into the sun and laughed as he watched him disintegrate
[07:08:28] * Joins: PatriotClock (~patriotcl@CC-DB4A23FC.phlapa.fios.verizon.net)
[07:08:31]PatriotClock: LOL
[07:08:38]@sarezjay: lol
[07:08:40]@DWARFINATOR: hahahaha |
<PatriotClock> which 101 dalmations?
<PatriotClock> live action or animated?
<@sarezjay> both
<~DWARFINATOR> THEY BOTH SUCKED
<&Oracle> Hey DWARFINATOR, shut the fuck up.
<~DWARFINATOR> wtf
<~DWARFINATOR> what the FUCK was that |
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hitchhiker: google porn is good enough for me |
<PatriotClock> hey albinoclock fuck you you fucking piece of shit ill fucking kill you you gay son of a bitch you think im scared of a guy named jesse well im not thats a girls name you fucking queer come to philly and fight meif youre so hard you little fucking bitch ass black person
* PatriotClock was kicked by AlbinoClock (AlbinoClock)
*** Joins : PatriotClock (*!*patriotcl@CC-DB4A23FC.phlapa.fios.verizon.net)
<&Oracle> AlbinoClock was gay for PatriotClock so he fucked his ass, too bad he got carried away and ripped him in two
* PatriotClock was kicked by AlbinoClock (AlbinoClock)
*** Joins : PatriotClock (*!*patriotcl@CC-DB4A23FC.phlapa.fios.verizon.net)
<&Oracle> AlbinoClock beat PatriotClock to death with his own mother
* PatriotClock was kicked by AlbinoClock (AlbinoClock)
*** Joins : PatriotClock (*!*patriotcl@CC-DB4A23FC.phlapa.fios.verizon.net)
<&Oracle> AlbinoClock sent fiery death upon PatriotClock |
<PatriotClock> hey look im albino look at me excericse my irc power gee wiz im cool
<&AlbinoClock> :)
<&Oracle> Nice, AlbinoClock :)
<PatriotClock> pretty tough for a guy named Jesse over the internet eh
<&AlbinoClock> Thanks, Oracle.
<&AlbinoClock> lol pattyrot
<PatriotClock> pattyrot hehe thats pretty funny
<PatriotClock> it would be funnier if it made any sense though
<&AlbinoClock> :o |
<PatriotClock> yea sarezjay im a more elder member than you respect me
<@binaryclock> also patriot i am elderer than you
<PatriotClock> binary when did you join
<@binaryclock> uh around june 2005
<PatriotClock> I joined in september 2004
<@binaryclock> really
<@sarezjay> own
<PatriotClock> yes
<@binaryclock> hmph
<+ShieldClock> DAMN SON
<+ShieldClock> SERVED
<@sarezjay> pwn3d
<+ShieldClock> really?
<@sarezjay> fdsfdgf
<+ShieldClock> what site
<+ShieldClock> did you sign up on.
<@peyote> patritot just stomped the yard |
<Jeff> haha arent you like 15
<+ArcticSwirl> yes
<+ArcticSwirl> no
<+ArcticSwirl> 16
* Jeff is now known as PatriotClock
<+ArcticSwirl> birthday yesterday
<+ArcticSwirl> damn you
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<PatriotClock> go kill yourself you illiterate uneducated new york bumblefuck the mets suck, your mom sucks, and you suck. everyone hates you you worthless piece of fucking shit go die and rot in a ditch somewhere. id kill you myself but youre worthless ass isnt worth the effort it would take to rip your fucking uneducated head off. the only reason anyone keeps you around anyway is to work on their site for free. rot and die - love jeff |
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<DNAClock> i fucked a manatee |
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<sarezjay> you're like my asshole lots of gays in it |
[05:38:08]PatriotClock: how do i play
[05:38:16]@DWARFINATOR: you arent allowed
[05:38:24]TwoDicks: basically, when a vote phase begins (it will be announced), you have to try and vote off a wolf
[05:38:39]TwoDicks: but, YOU will not know who's a wolf or not until the very end
[05:39:01]PatriotClock: omg so dramatic
[05:39:07]PatriotClock: i vote dwarf
[05:39:15]PatriotClock: he is in quantum superposition
[05:39:27]@DWARFINATOR: im not even participating so the jokes on you patriot
[05:39:36]@DWARFINATOR: you just made a fool of yourself
[05:39:37]PatriotClock: ill vote for you anyway
[05:39:42]@DWARFINATOR: you are the butt of the joke
[05:39:44]LambdaClock: owned
[05:39:48]@DWARFINATOR: you are the laughing stock of the game
[05:39:53]LambdaClock: ahaha
[05:39:54]PatriotClock: lambda go die of aids you are terrible
[05:39:57]LambdaClock: I laugh at his stock
[05:40:01]LambdaClock: oh man
[05:40:05]LambdaClock: I am hated |
[06:06:01]@DWARFINATOR: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME
[06:06:09] * Quits: +PatriotClock (~patriotcl@CC-DB4A23FC.phlapa.fios.verizon.net) ([irc.clockcrew.cc] Local kill by DWARFINATOR (AAAAA))
[06:06:15] * Quits: @sarezjay (~sarezjay@CC-77C627B7.nyc.res.rr.com) ([irc.clockcrew.cc] Local kill by DWARFINATOR (AAAAAAA))
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[06:06:40]@DWARFINATOR: every time i fucking click on the chat i see you assholes asking about street fucking fighter
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[06:07:55]sarezjay: what
[06:07:58]sarezjay: the hell
[06:08:00]sarezjay: was that for
[06:08:15] * Quits: sarezjay (~sarezjay@CC-77C627B7.nyc.res.rr.com) ([irc.clockcrew.cc] Local kill by Clam (a~))
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[06:08:38]sarezjay: you suck
[06:08:43] * Quits: sarezjay (~sarezjay@CC-77C627B7.nyc.res.rr.com) ([irc.clockcrew.cc] Local kill by Clam (waht the hell))
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[06:09:16]sarezjay: fjffjojogijsoijoids jfodjfadsioajsofjad ofjadsoifasdjfosdjd o
[06:09:23]PatriotClock: i didnt say anything
[06:09:30] * Quits: sarezjay (~sarezjay@CC-77C627B7.nyc.res.rr.com) ([irc.clockcrew.cc] Local kill by Clam (Local kill by DWARFINATOR (AAAAAAA)))
[06:09:31]PatriotClock: and you still dc me :(
[06:09:31] <&Oracle> 5 Go cry somewhere else, you little baby.
[06:09:34] * Quits: PatriotClock (~patriotcl@CC-DB4A23FC.phlapa.fios.verizon.net) ([irc.clockcrew.cc] Local kill by Clam (Local kill by DWARFINATOR (AAAAAAA)))
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[06:09:59]sarezjay: I HATE THIS PLACE |
[04:07:05] * Quits: sarezjay (User is permanently banned)
[04:07:30]+PatriotClock: ill take his +o |
[02:17:29]ONIONATORCLOCK: Oracle, who is George Carlin?
[02:17:29] <&Oracle> 5 the Oracle says to ONIONATORCLOCK: The loser of all losers.
[02:17:42]ONIONATORCLOCK: That's it.
[02:17:50]+BinaryClock: what
[02:17:54]@DWARFINATOR: it
[02:17:56]ONIONATORCLOCK: Oracle, I have a bone to pick with you.
[02:17:56] <&Oracle> 5 the Oracle says to ONIONATORCLOCK: yes
[02:18:15]+BinaryClock: oracle realize you have a bone to pick with her
[02:18:17]ONIONATORCLOCK: Oracle, at least we can agree on something.
[02:18:17] <&Oracle> 5 the Oracle says to ONIONATORCLOCK: last night you had sex with a 56 year old man you met on the internet
[02:18:19]+BinaryClock: realizes
[02:18:24]ONIONATORCLOCK: :(
[02:18:24] <&Oracle> 5 :( :( :( :( cry some more why don't you.
[02:18:25]+BinaryClock: also lol
[02:18:29]@DWARFINATOR: owned |
<PirateClock> guys lets laugh at patriot
<PirateClock> he was born in 1990
<PirateClock> HAHA
<PatriotClock> YEA BUT I WAS CONCEIVED IN 1989!
<PirateClock> i know
<PirateClock> i was there
<PirateClock> on top of yo moma
<PatriotClock> Oshit |
GShton53 (9:25:01 AM): SarezJay (2:41:08 AM): i heard you want to lick my asshole clean IS THIS TRUE??
GShton53 (2:41:14 AM): NO
SarezJay (2:41:19 AM): ARE YOU SURE
GShton53 (9:25:04 AM): SarezJay (2:41:47 AM): ahaa
GShton53 (2:41:54 AM): i wanna lick your asshole but not clean thats gross man
SarezJay (2:41:58 AM): hahaha |
[09:02:48]@SarezJay: unban him h54645urthdg
[09:03:09]@DWARFINATOR: im actually laughing now
[09:03:12]@DWARFINATOR: cause patriot is banned
[09:03:14]@DWARFINATOR: i think its funny
[09:03:26]@DWARFINATOR: tell him to eat another cheesesteak
[09:03:29]@DWARFINATOR: make that will cheer him up
[09:03:37] * ~DWARFINATOR high fives oracle
[09:03:40] * &Oracle high fives DWARFINATOR
[09:04:33] * @SarezJay high fives oracle
[09:04:39]@SarezJay: faggot
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<peyote> Hugh Hephaestus owner of playbot magazine |
[11:06] <%Erebus> I am the Greek God of Darkness, lurking in the shadows and watching your every move.
[11:06] <&Oracle> More like the Greek gay of gayness.
[11:06] <%Erebus> Oracle you are just jealous because I get all the ladies.
[11:06] <&Oracle> Reality check: You are a bot and will never have a lady.
[11:06] * &Hephaestus high fives Oracle
[11:06] * &Oracle high fives Hephaestus
[11:07] <~DWARFINATOR> :)
[11:07] <&Oracle> bawawbbawbawbawbrbr rbrbbrwbbawbrrbrbra baberer |
[11:01] > who is patriot
[11:01] <Erebus> a giant phillies fan, eats cheesesteaks 6 times a day.
[11:01] <&Oracle> Literally giant, due to the constant consumption of cheesesteaks.
[11:01] <&Hephaestus> also a virgin |
[07:51:11]@DWARFINATOR: oracle, who is sarezjay?
[07:51:11] <&Oracle> 5 the Oracle says to DWARFINATOR: A gay of gay proportions.
[07:51:16]@SarezJay: who is dwarfinator
[07:51:17]+Erebus: 2According to the Oracle (who gave me a blowjob last night), he is god amongst men.
[07:51:17] <&Oracle> 5 Hephaestus, please kick Erebus for insulting me.
[07:51:18] * Quits: +Erebus (~Erebus@12C27611.B732E574.8A5A2D19.IP) (Client exited)
[07:51:22]@SarezJay: LOL
[07:51:22]@Clam: hahaha
[07:51:25]@DWARFINATOR: hhahahahahaha |
[08:11] <HITCHHIKER> INN@PROPRE@TE
[08:11] <HITCHHIKER> 9/11
[08:12] <+POWERGLOVECLOCK> CEMET@RY
[08:12] <HITCHHIKER> INN@PROPRE@TE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:12] <+POWERGLOVECLOCK> man I need to watch that movie again
[08:13] <HITCHHIKER> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ YOU SHOULD @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
[08:13] <HITCHHIKER> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ YOU SHOULD @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
[08:14] <+POWERGLOVECLOCK> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I JUST DID @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
[08:15] <+POWERGLOVECLOCK> http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54416
[08:15] <+POWERGLOVECLOCK> more like PORT@L
[08:18] <+POWERGLOVECLOCK> I JUST W@TCH @LL F @PPLECLOCK'S FL@SH
[08:19] <~DWARFINATOR> stop
[08:19] <~DWARFINATOR> you faggots |
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<ArcticSwirl> whats the best way to get a drunk girl to have sex with you |
12:42 <PatriotClock> oracle, wanna go on a date sometime i hear you a sexy lady
12:42 <Oracle> the Oracle says to PatriotClock: possibly
12:42 <PatriotClock> NICE
12:42 <PatriotClock> FUCK YEA FINALLY
12:42 <BinaryClock> patriotclock scores possibly
12:42 <BinaryClock> possibly
later...
12:48 <PatriotClock> [03:40] <|THOR|> lol
12:48 <PatriotClock> [03:42] <+PatriotClock> oracle, wanna go on a date sometime i hear you a sexy lady
12:48 <Oracle> the Oracle says to PatriotClock: no
12:48 <PatriotClock> [03:42] <&Oracle> the Oracle says to PatriotClock: possibly
12:48 <PatriotClock> [03:42] <+PatriotClock> NICE
12:48 <PatriotClock> huh
12:49 <BinaryClock> lol
12:49 <BinaryClock> patriot you got rejected |
[06:44:02]peyoteclock: so yeah seen the dark knight tonight, had to sit in like the second fucking row though
[06:44:11]peyoteclock: little neck strain
[06:45:39]@Clam: joker dies
[06:46:01] * Quits: hitchhiker (clockcrew.@CC-7DFCAD06.sub-70-211-6.myvzw.com) (Ping timeout)
[06:46:09]peyoteclock: i'm thinking that's how they're gonna play it for the third one
[06:46:36]@Clam: peyote: begin blowing your load over heath's performance
[06:46:52]peyoteclock: it was really good
[06:46:53]peyoteclock: i won't lie
[06:47:10]peyoteclock: i loved all the subtle nuances and just watching him you knew he was a fantasitic actor
[06:47:37]@Clam: chris nolan isnt under contract for a 3rd one and probably doesnt want to do one unless the story is perfect
[06:48:24]peyoteclock: yeah, he co wrote this one so i'm sure he'll defintely have his hand in the plot for a third
[06:48:40]peyoteclock: the ending was a definite setup for a sequel though
[06:48:41]peyoteclock: so i assume they'll go for it
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[06:50:02] * pillowbiter78 is now known as hitchhiker
[06:50:21]hitchhiker: ccocccoicihcock
[06:50:32]@Clam: how are they gonna top this one though
[06:50:36]@Clam: it was too good
[06:50:51]@DWARFINATOR: they arent
[06:51:02]hitchhiker: what
[06:52:46]peyoteclock: it'll definitely be hard to top
[06:52:47]peyoteclock: that's for sure
[06:53:12]@Clam: if the studio forces a trilogy
[06:53:18]@Clam: thats all its going to be
[06:53:19]@Clam: forced
[06:53:25]hitchhiker: what are you guys talkin bout
[06:53:50]@DWARFINATOR: your mom
[06:53:58]hitchhiker: oh okay
[06:54:13]peyoteclock: yeah clam and dwarf already railed her and i'm trying to make it a trilogy
[06:54:20]peyoteclock: i don't think i can top their performances though |
[07:48:02]PatriotClock: the bank mission
[07:48:05]@sarezjay: ya
[07:48:10]PatriotClock: if i wait in the tunnel does my level go down?
[07:48:18]@sarezjay: i dont remember :(
[07:48:18] <&Oracle> 5 Your sorrow makes me strong.
[07:48:21]PatriotClock: im at 5 stars
[07:48:27]PatriotClock: i wanna get to like 2 or 3 before i go up
[07:48:28]@sarezjay: if youre desperate
[07:48:34]@sarezjay: use the wanted level cheat
[07:48:41]@sarezjay: doesnt disable achievements
[07:48:42]PatriotClock: then i dont get achievements
[07:48:44]@sarezjay: no
[07:48:47]PatriotClock: really?
[07:48:48]@sarezjay: thatcheat doesnt disable
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[07:49:45]@sarezjay: butts
[07:49:53]Butts86: big ones
[07:50:00]@sarezjay: hitchiker
[07:50:01]@sarezjay: THATS YOU
[07:50:06]PatriotClock: you asshole
[07:50:09]Butts86: lol yep
[07:50:13]@DWARFINATOR: hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[07:50:16]PatriotClock: it said blocked one man army and walked free achievement
[07:50:17]@DWARFINATOR: it does disable achievements :D
[07:50:20]@Clam: butts29
[07:50:24]@sarezjay: it does?
[07:50:24]PatriotClock: only 2 of em
[07:50:24] * Butts86 is now known as hitchhiker
[07:50:29]@sarezjay: well
[07:50:29]@Clam: idiot
[07:50:30]@sarezjay: thats gay
[07:50:34]@DWARFINATOR: ahahahahahahh
[07:50:35]@sarezjay: i didnt know that
[07:50:35]@Clam: now you can never get those achivements
[07:50:39]@DWARFINATOR: hahahahahahaahahahahha
[07:50:42]@sarezjay: lol
[07:50:43]@sarezjay: nah
[07:50:44]@sarezjay: you can
[07:50:46]@DWARFINATOR: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[07:50:46]@sarezjay: start a new game
[07:50:48]@sarezjay: and get those
[07:50:48]@DWARFINATOR: owned
[07:50:49]PatriotClock: it didnt even lower my level you faggot
[07:50:52]@sarezjay: they're so easy to get anyway
[07:50:53]PatriotClock: im restarting
[07:50:54]@DWARFINATOR: owned hard
[07:50:54]@sarezjay: LOL
[07:50:55]@sarezjay: hahahahaha
[07:50:57]@DWARFINATOR: hahahahahaha
[07:51:18]@Clam: no
[07:51:22]@Clam: they are locked from your account permanentmy |
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[04:42:18]@Clam: the only non-fiction book to ever be released is the davinci code |
<&Oracle> PatriotClock has spun the Wheel of dis-fortune!
<&Oracle> Spinning...
<&Oracle> The Wheel of dis-fortune has decided Oracle is the next victim!
* Oracle was kicked by Oracle
<+PatriotClock> yase
<+TheHeroofWinds> HAHAHAHA
<@sarezjay> LOL
<@sarezjay> hahahaa
<+hitchhiker> LOL |
<Outclook> Oracle, do you enjoy anal?
<@Oracle> the Oracle is consulting the gods...
<@Oracle> the Oracle says to Outclook: only on a tuesday
<@Oracle> Hephaestus, please kick Outclook for insulting me.
* Outclook was kicked by Hephaestus (for insulting Oracle)
<@Oracle> Hephaestus denied Outclook's offering and cast him from mount Olympus
* Outclook (~Outclook@CC-E8A663A8.speed.planet.nl) has joined #internetcult
<Outclook> Now I didn't get to see my answer. Undecided
<@Oracle> [20:34:19]Outclook: Oracle, do you enjoy anal?
<@Oracle> [20:34:19] <@Oracle> 5 the Oracle is consulting the gods...
<@Oracle> [20:34:19] <@Oracle> 5 the Oracle says to Outclook: only on a tuesday
<@Oracle> [20:34:19] <@Oracle> 5 Hephaestus, please kick Outclook for insulting me.
<@Oracle> [20:34:21] * Outclook was kicked by Hephaestus (for insulting Oracle)
<@Oracle> [20:34:21] <@Oracle> Hephaestus denied Outclook's offering and cast him from mount Olympus
* Outclook was kicked by Hephaestus (for insulting Oracle)
<@Oracle> Hephaestus forcefully seperated Outclook's limbs from his body and fed them to cerberus
<@Oracle> lmaooooooo
<@Oracle> hahahahahaha
<PatriotClock> wow |
<MaximizedWindowCloc k> Im thinkin` Arbees
<VCRClock> think outside the bun
<Clam> im never thinking arbys
<Clam> except when im thinking about what i dont want |
<SoBeClock2> hey triangle
<SoBeClock2> there's 2 of me for some reason
<Clam> oh
<Clam> do you want me to fxi that for you
<SoBeClock2> sure
=-= SoBeClock2 was booted from #clockcrew by Clam (the last connect server to top.) (673) |
[13:19:25]+|THOR|: a roboxexual is somebody who wants to have sex with robots
[13:33:50]@DWARFINATOR: and what is a robot that has sex with other robots
[13:37:47]+|THOR|: awesome |
<Rodney> albinoclock
<Rodney> i need you
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<PatriotClock> i wouldnt fuck a girl |
[21:18:20] ~Clam: ArcticSwirl did you fuck that 14 year old girl
[21:18:27] PatriotClock: are you a man now
[21:18:29] ArcticSwirl: turns out she had sex with my sister
[21:18:33] ~Clam: ahahahahahha
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[21:22:33] ArcticSwirl: girls like nothign better than steak
[21:22:36] ArcticSwirl: nice tender meat
[21:22:57] ArcticSwirl: especially with a little pink inside, and some garlic
[21:23:17] ~Clam: ArcticSwirl your sister definitely likes a little pink inside |
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